// status
All monitored systems operational.
Current probes
data-plane
D1 receipt valid
operational · 266 ms
web
health receipt valid
operational · 265 ms
Launch reliability window
Monitoring began Sep 5, 2026, 9:10 PM. The current uninterrupted green window began Sep 5, 2026, 9:35 PM. M8 requires fourteen real days; that gate is still accruing.
Recorded-check availability: 85.0%. Gaps over fifteen minutes reset the uninterrupted window.
Contact
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